The Sassy
Heifer
A Little Sassy, A Little Classy and a Little Smart-Assy.
Sassy finds. Thoughtful gifts. Lots of heart — udder-ly unique home décor, apparel & accessories.
Best Sellers & Seasonal Picks
Swipe through our crowd-favorite designs and upcoming seasonal collections — all in one easy-browse row, sugar! 🐄
TSHNurse Shorthand - What Exactly Didn't You Understand?
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TSHYour Two Cents Is Probably The Reason We Are Getting Rid Of The Penny
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TSHI Checked My Receipt I Didn't Buy Any Of Your Bullshit
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TSHFootball Mom My Wallet is Empty
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TSHPlease Hold I'm On the Other Line Fishing
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TSHAlways Read the Fine Print I'm Engaged
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Tiny Hiney Farm Baby Animals
The whole Tiny Hiney Farm crew in one adorable design — a fluffy Highland calf, a cheerful duckling, a sweet donkey, and a baby goat lined up behind the fence. This playful tee is udder-ly perfect for your little farmhand.
Custom Pet Portraits
On Wood
Your pet. Your style. Handcrafted just for you, sugar! Send us a photo of your dog, cat, goat, or any beloved critter and we'll hand-craft a one-of-a-kind portrait on real wood — udder-ly unforgettable.
★ Best Sellers ★
Our most-loved apparel & tumblers — crowd favorites flyin' off the pasture, y'all. Grab 'em before they're gone! 🐄
From the Farm 🐄
38 farm-fresh designs · straight from Tiny Hiney Farm
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Latest Designs
Raised On Coffee And Gilmore Girls
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Tiny Hiney Farm Baby Animals
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Peek-A-Boo I See Moo
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Jesus Take The Wheel & I Wish A Heifer Would
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Controlling My Mouth Subtitles On My Face
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Football Mom My Wallet is Empty
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Please Hold I'm On the Other Line Fishing
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Fresh Apparel
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Udder-ly Curated Collections
Handpicked bundles & themed sets — lovingly wrangled just for y'all
Holiday Party Antics
Festive, sassy, and occasionally spooky designs to help you slay every holiday event from Halloween through New Year's.
Feral Mom Survival Club
Celebrate the beautiful chaos of motherhood with these edgy, relatable designs for the tired but fabulous mama.
Sassy Cowgirl Attitude
Bold and sassy western-themed designs for the heifer who claps back harder than she works.
Lucky Dip 🐄
Stumble upon udder-ly great finds
I Have Everything I Want for Christmas Vintage Lights
Sleigh the holiday season with this retro-vibe design that wraps you in festive cheer and total confidence! These nostalgic vintage lights pop with bold energy, making them the ultimate statement piece for your favorite cozy T-shirts or must-have holiday drinkware. Grab this merry look and show the world that your Christmas list is officially complete!
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Collections
Herded together so you don't have to graze too far
Holiday Party Antics
Festive, sassy, and occasionally spooky designs to help you slay every holiday event from Halloween through New Year's.
Feral Mom Survival Club
Celebrate the beautiful chaos of motherhood with these edgy, relatable designs for the tired but fabulous mama.
Sassy Cowgirl Attitude
Bold and sassy western-themed designs for the heifer who claps back harder than she works.
Tiny Hiney Farm Faves
Explore the rowdiest ranch in town with our favorite barnyard animals and hilariously rustic designs.
Sarcastic & Sassy Sayings
For when your shirt needs to do the talking for you.
Sassy Seasonal Cheer
Celebrate every holiday with a little bit of sass and a whole lot of spirit.
Coastal And Nature Vibes
Bring the ocean breeze and mountain air to your everyday style.
Faith, Grace, And Grit
Uplifting designs to remind you to keep your faith loud and your fears quiet.
Sassy Southern Pet Mom
Show your love for your furry best friends with these sassy, pet-obsessed designs.
But First, Coffee And Wine
Indulge in your daily caffeine fix and evening wine pour with these sassy designs.
Shop custom graphic tees, personalized tumblers, funny shirts, custom pet portraits & one-of-a-kind gifts — handpicked with a side of Southern sass. Fresh off the pasture, y'all.
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